Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Flooding The Anthill

Pouring the contents of a used condom into the female's birth canal after sex, also commonly deployed as an act of vindication.

After Suzie queefed on my nuts during sex the only appropriate response was Flooding The Anthill.

by Axlerod Poundhouse December 4, 2007

Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.

Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.

by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014

Fanny Floop

This is the ejaculant from the female genitalia.

It can also be defined as the residue of both male and female ejaculant built up to make a batter like substance in the ladies vagina (if she is un- clean the substance will be cloudier as it will be laden with fanny batter).

That bitch is dripping with the fanny floop, she better sort that out or I'll bring some cod down and set up shop

by mada sterpes September 28, 2011

flooding the cave

While in the midst of having sexual intercourse, the male thrusts deeply into the vagina or anus of their partner and halts. The male then concentrates on forcing out his urine through the end of his rock-hard penis and fills up the partner's body cavity with piping hot piss. The act usually brings the receiver to instant orgasm as the piss hits the G-spot or shoots in to massage a prostate. It is then recommended that the receiver bend over a drinking glass and let the urine (sometimes mixed with cum) trickle into the glass. Once refrigerated, this can make for a cool and refreshing treat on a hot summer day.

Thomas brought Jose to orgasm by providing Jose with a jet-stream of warm tinkle forcefully up his puckering anus and onto his wanting prostate. As the two were gathering Dixie cups to collect the tinkle in Jose's ass, both Thomas and Jose were glad that Thomas had engaged in flooding the cave of Jose's rectum.They would both sleep well tonight.

by ScottKensington August 16, 2012

floobie

a flabby or saggy breast

Put a bra on them floobies, they're hitting your knees
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by ohcrapnospacebar October 27, 2010

jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.

I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.

by Timothy July 8, 2004