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Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.
1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.
by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010
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Flood Of Pain

Whenever someone stabs you in the chest 20 times sais in Denver
"OW FUCK shIT PISsAJKSLFNALKSJFNLASKF"
"AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN"
"AERHG FUCK YOU JNASDKLFNLAS AUEFRHG FUCK"
by TheDNAofthesoul October 3, 2022
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Flooding Dollars

Person who spends lavishly buying crap
Last week, I was into Flooding Dollars and now i don't have money to gift a Teddy for my Girl Friend.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 22, 2014
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Body flood

A terrible experience when you abruptly get punched in the fuckin face with a catastrophically intense high (usually with psychedelics But this can happen if weed takes a while to hit you and you just ripped a fat dab straight to the dome) that alters your conscious mind to a state of pure delirium where you have zero control because you're now watching your life from a 3rd person point of view.
*drops acid
..
...
*90 minutes later

"Bro, this shit's bunk af, I ain't even trippin.."
*turns around to walk through door
*body flood hits
*door walks through you
*standing there paralyzed watching yourself from the perspective of God.

You're fucked now..
by Mr.SisterFister69 June 19, 2016
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writer's flood

The opposite of writer's block, but just as debilitating. Writer's flood is when an unfocused, uncontrollable deluge of ideas come to mind, leaving the writer with way too much information to digest. Most of the time, the ideas that spring forth are completely incompatible with the current topic (e.g. robot ideas when the book takes place in Victorian England or recipes when writing an IT manual). The end result is the same as writer's block: an inability to create a functional work.
I started my college thesis yesterday, but I had a writer's flood of cyberpunk plot seeds. I'm still on page one.
by AlexTwentyTwo August 31, 2011
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channel flooding

Peeing in, not on. Recipient orifice can be oral, vaginal, or anal.
Sally advanced from golden showers to channel flooding when she let Bob pee in her vagina.
by PennHub May 3, 2021
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White Flood

When you have such a large orgasm your semen comes out like a flood.
John:Dude, I had a white flood all over Megan's face last night!
by Whitefloodmaster March 21, 2016
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