tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

Floater

Faeces floating in toilet bowl that remain after flushing.

You walk in the toilet and there are small lumps of s**t floating in the water. You come out and say "Who left the floater?"

by Karen Saunders December 9, 2008

Floater

Someone who most likely has more than one job and works P/T for a company that calls them when they need someone to cover a shift or eliminate overtime. Sometimes they work as little as once a week.

Boss: Last week our floater worked 8 hours and he's not schedule for another 2 weeks.

Worker: That's sure one hard working negro. A true hustla.

by Hard Working Niglet April 28, 2009

Floaters

When Beer is left on a table, counter or anything where it is abandoned half full.

"alright, we all paid for this beer, no floaters"

"Who's floater is this?"

by Dickhole Sucker June 4, 2009

Floater

A racist name for a mexican. Since most mexicans swim across the Rio Grande to the United States. The mexican govt. dumps crap in the river, so you can say the swim next to floater.

Shut up and make me a Taco you floater.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

floater

a person who hangs around celebs or up-and-coming people in order to get ahead in his or her field

That guy over there is such a floater....he thinks by hanging out with that band hes gonna go places in life.

by Son_of_LB May 24, 2005

Floaterhead

An imbecile. Named after the floater found inside the toilet tank.

Toilet tank, floaterhead! He's the one with a floater for head!

by Mickey Deuce September 24, 2002