My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

A Flea in Her Ear

The most AMAZING play ever written. About a wife who suspects her husband is cheating on her so she gets her friend to help catch her husband and she drags her husband into it and he drags his friend and the other husband has a gun and there is a letter and onion soup and a hotel with a crazy owner and sassy maid and creepy german man and tiff-taff wife and old drunk man in the bed and more craziness with a guy who cant talk and a double of the husband and revolving beds. = AMAZIGNESS.

Society: Did you see A Flea in Her Ear?
Dictator: YES! I laughed so hard I almost surrendered my power.

by OnionSouop June 4, 2009

The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.

Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

by King Maximus November 12, 2020

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

The Flea Waltz

!!!SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA V3!!!
a traumatizing song used in danganronpa V3 for Kaede Akamatsu's execution, where she gets brutally hanged, and moved up and down via a rope, which lasted for 8 hours.

Kokichi: HEY SAIHARA CHAN! WANT TO PLAY THE FLEA WALTZ? ILL PLAY IT EXTRA FAST, SAIHARA CHAN!

Shuichi: *intense sobbing*

by emuotoriiii June 21, 2024