by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008
Get the flacid mug.The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
by feeldasteel October 15, 2008
Get the Flailing Salmon mug.someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.
wow, did that dude ever look flailed
holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna
holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna
by stevie nikkks September 23, 2013
Get the flailed mug.n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.
"What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself"
"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"
"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"
by BringTheNoise May 27, 2006
Get the flail mug.This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.
"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."
by Pitgirl March 30, 2008
Get the flailing mug.When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.
Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
by traelsldffadlsk February 4, 2012
Get the Flacid mug.Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan
"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"
"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"
"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"
by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004
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