flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

Flapper cheeks

But cheeks that are so saggy that they can make that person fly.

I once saw some damn flapper cheeks!

by Amelia.Summers October 17, 2020

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019

Butt flappers

When you fart and your cheeks flap together making a clapping song/sound, you can also said when you had a really bad day

I have a BUTT FLAPPERS day

by WingwangTAN September 21, 2018

Flapper

A large, flattish booger that really waves hard or 'flaps' while dislodging, especially on it's way out.

He was stuck, gazing at the inside wall of the bus stop, intently focused on a very big booger. "That's a MAJOR flapper," he exclaimed.

by fancy tailed Tree-Rat November 24, 2021

crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020