bitch flakes

a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.

Damn, woman! You must've had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.

by Roble Rocks October 13, 2002

Dil Flakes

Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.

I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Flake-Dance

The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.

"Only Flake can do the Flake-dance!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

booty flake

when your eating her ass and you get a lil extra flavor

I was eating her ass and I caught a booty flake on my tongue.

by BootyEaterPapaFrank May 8, 2020

Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

nigga flakes

a breakfast cereal that is very well liked around black people with a catchy slogan (to get your father back).

Yo Noah you got those nigga flakes for breakfast man.

by Big daddy cool sausage April 27, 2016

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013