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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel October 15, 2008
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flailed

someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.
wow, did that dude ever look flailed

holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna
by stevie nikkks September 23, 2013
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flail

n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.
"What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself"

"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"
by BringTheNoise May 27, 2006
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flim flam

Bullshit; A farce; Absolute Nonsense; An untrue statement.
That dudes talkin that flim flam nigga, aint nobody eva slap the taste out a babies mouf...NEVA!
by Mark Eads October 25, 2006
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flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.
"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."
by Pitgirl March 30, 2008
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Flu Flam

Flu flam (Verb)

To finesse something putting in minimal effort for maximum out put. Applicable most tasks flu flamming, is to pull a quick one.
Me and gang bought balenciaga boots, swapped them with some reps and returned em back to the stores…Biggest flu Flam no rap
by Flam4Flamery March 30, 2022
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Ric Flair Drip

The Feeling Of Burn And Adrenalin Rushing Through Your Body As Your Nose Vacuum Sucks A Gnarly Line Of Dope.
I had such a Ric Flair Drip after she gave me my 1st line of meth.
by Andrisha12 January 16, 2018
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