Fackard

One who was born without a sphincter.

I can't control when I poop because I am a fackard.

by Alex Carlson October 13, 2003

falck Apsargs

A derogatory phrase commonly used in Lithuania to insult and belittle Asparagus.

they even hate Asparagus, look at that!, Falck Apsargs!

by Pope Dhave August 3, 2003

fbackspace

(verb) - The act of erasing everything you are about to say on Facebook chat.

This causes the person at the other end to know you're about to say something, and that for them to say something would be like interrupting a face to face conversation.

Usually occurs when fblirting or heated conversation.

also fbackspacing

You're about to say, in an attempt to go on a first date;

"would you like to go and watch One Day with me?"

WHEN, all of a sudden you get cold feet,

fbackspace everything and say instead;

"so how's your brother doing"

by GeorgeWilliamPerryUKlad September 2, 2011

fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

Fack

Fuck --- Meaning fuck but in a way where u cant get in trubble 4 sayin it

FACK!! this test is hard

by Unknown January 20, 2003

flacker

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.

Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.

by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

Flicka-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a tactic to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.

His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.

by vectortec October 21, 2003