bi-directional smack

The process of talking smack back and forth. E.g.- between colleagues.

Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...

Dustin does not adhere to the principle of bi-directional smack. He talks smack, but cannot take it. Therefor he is a hypocritical clown.

by Luc February 16, 2005

bourbon fictionary

The behavior where a person becomes an expert on everything after after a few drinks often coupled with a common side effect of making stuff up and indignantly insisting on its validity.

Also: The act of getting drunk and coming up with new crap for the urban dictionary.

Get a couple of drinks in the guy and he becomes a regular bourbon fictionary.

by StickTheLanding October 20, 2011

Directioner

A Directioner is someone who will stand by their boys 100% they don't always go to the concert, have their room filled with posters and all that. They sit by their laptop and vote for their boys, on Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter all the time. Watch their music videos so they can break the vevo record those motherfuckers. (DIRECTIONERS HATES VEVO AND WANT TO GIVE THEM A FIGHFIVE WITH A CHAIR SO THEY DIE) they read a lot of fanfictions, and cry over how beautiful their boys are. They are done with those carrot jokes, but deep inside they will never forget those five boys on the stairs that came to the top of the world. A Directioner is dedicated, and will kill the haters. If you hate on One Direction in front of a crazy mofo she/he will kill you. A Directioner is crazy as fuck and do the most fucked up shit ever, like leaking all the shit. They leak things they dont know about, and it will still get number one in over turdy seven countries. Like wtf why are Directioners so screwed, but at the same time the most awesome fans in da world? Idk. They are the most powerful fandom in the fucking world, even animals and old fucked up people like them.

A mother fucker "I ship Haylor1!1!1!"

The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"

B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"

C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"

D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"

"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."

by DanishMofo December 15, 2013

Directioner

Some one who stands up for what they believe in. Directioners honestly if you get to know them are amazing. Sure we can be crazy and sometimes a little mean, but isnt everyone at one point. I mean everyone always makes fun of us and tells us to shut up they will never meet you. Well guess what do we care no! why? because to some of us there more than just a band there role models, there the five idiots we can look up to. Each one of the boys from one direction has taught each directioner something different.

We dont NEED to know every single thing about them we just do. We dont NEED to spend all that money but we do. And you know why b/c we love them. One direction and all the directioners have honestly changed my life i used to be a wreck i hated my self and i did things that i regret so much b/c now i have to live with it. but those same directioners you call heartless rude and cold and those 5 boys you call gay stupid and worthless i call my saviors. So next time you want to talk crap about them just think how many lives they have changed how many people were like me. And how many people now have a reason to smile! B/c of all those insane crazy people i smile, i have made friends that i will remember forever. WE ARE THE 1D FAMILY!

I don't have an example this is from my life, and millions of other directioners out there

by DirectionerForever March 12, 2013

directionater

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction however they don't like all five guys, doesn't like all their songs and buys tickets and says "I'm not really excited about this concert"

Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!

by fightingenvy December 27, 2013

Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.

Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Real Person Fiction

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.

Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.

by Anti_You January 2, 2017