Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.

Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?

by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016

Jehovah's Fitness

When a Jehovah's Witness loses weight from knocking on a lot of doors in their preaching ministry.

"Did you lose weight Brother Fatterson? You are looking very Jehovah's fitness"

by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

finesseful

a term used to describe one who performs a task with such finesse, that they achieve sublime perfection in that particular task

in taking that catch, Ryan provided a finesseful display of skill

by ryan October 16, 2004

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.

"She had to do The FitnessGram Pacer Test today!" Said Johnny to Fred

by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017

finesse

To overcome, conquer, and empower such.

I am gonna finesse that shit right out yo hand.

by Cause Simon Says Bitchhh June 23, 2017

fitness

the core of physical health, get off your computer and try it!!!!

Bob: she's got a wicked bod
George: yeah she's very into health and fitness

by 2 mor reps you pansy! July 1, 2004

Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011