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Fig Newton 

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.
Fig Newton by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016
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Fig-gler 

One who plays with themselves.
Fig-gler by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017
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fig taco 

Eating pussy. Fish Taco Also refers to a woman in tight pants Camel Toe
Look at that babe in the yoga pants, makes me hungry for a fig taco!
fig taco by Ronny James September 25, 2017
figure cfd lateral velocity profiles
Taking the lateral pro files of the simulation at various heights (Fig lat), it is observed that the mean vertical velocity profiles are similar.

"Hey dawg, check out this sweet fig lat! It's totally realistic and comparable to experimental results!"

"Yo someone get over here and verify this fig lat!"
Fig lat by buttered fries April 22, 2019

fig twister

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister
fig twister by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019

fig leaf 

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...
fig leaf by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

Fig Newton 

Replaces the word fuck.
What the fig newton is going on around here?
Fig Newton by Panini press March 26, 2020