FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Full Fig

To go nuts on someone. To mess them up, verbally.

Karen just went ‘full fig’ on the customer service rep.

by Juagreer August 1, 2022

Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

by Rock VB April 24, 2020

Fig leafer

Also can be Fig leafing, Fig leafer is a derogatory term for skinny bodybuilders. The origins of the slur may come from the similarities of having a fig leaf over gentitals being visually close to that of bodybuilders wearing small bikinis bottoms. The term is used in Oregon gyms in the Salem area. It is used by powerlifters who want to jokingly put down other lifters for doing cardio and other fancy exercises that promote a lean physique.

Don't let coach Bob catch you doing cardio in those neon spandex leggings or he will forever call you a fig leafer.

by Bubtothemax September 1, 2017

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

by EmmyGood January 23, 2007

Fig-Nigguh

A fruity black man. Referring to gays, lesbians, homosexual, the whole shabang.

The "What what in the butt" guy is a Fig-Nigguh.

by Synguitarist September 6, 2010

Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

by emoney202 May 20, 2015