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My brother, Bag this man right now... Because he will fuck all the guys in your group, it doesn't matter what age.. race.. shortest or tallest. He will eat your taco like a candy-cane. Bro.. He has whole schedule.

On a Mondayss, Its sucker eater.

On a Tuesdays, its of course Mexican taco day.

On a Wednesdays, Its time for that well done Hershey.

On a Thursdays, He is taking break from the craziness.

On a Fridays.. he be wildin on that day.. he be eating everything... even the moon..

On a Saturdays, he bee selling himself out.
On a Sunday, he goes to church ong.

Anyways he is real brother to my mother to my sister to my second-fifth uncanceled cousin.

P.s. He is like 5'7". He is built but he very gay. He has 5 numbers in his bank. But he will take his friends v card on daily.
A: Bro where is Fernando at?
B: BRO YOU DON'T KNOW?
A: Don't know what?
B: ITS WEDNESDAYS FOR HIM BRO..?!
A: Shit I be missing out rn.
Fernando by yeetaaron1 January 31, 2024
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a kinda tall handsome boy with glasses who's smart and tries to act nonchalant... good grades and good smile, and you'll never catch him smelling bad.. when he loves he loves hard and it's usually a autistic blonde girl who he doesn't play about
oh fernando yeah he smells so good
fernando is a teenage mutant ninja turtle who loves licking his taint hair after he shits
fernando loves it
Fernando by Sannegro445 September 3, 2025

Fernando Martinez Batiz 

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
Fernando Martinez Batiz by chupateta February 28, 2009

Fernando Pino 

A fernando pino is the sweetest, most selfless person youll ever meet. He can be shy, but once you know him well, you will fall in love with him. His eyes will be the most soothing things to look into-sometimes hazel but turn brown in the summer- makes the mose adorable faces and has the best sense of humor
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.

Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
"He's the most kindest person I have ever met." "Well obviously, he is Fernando Pino."
Fernando Pino by Josueandlukearegay September 30, 2019

fernando torres

The best striker in the whole Premiership. A very skilled, fast and technical player. He rips through the oppositions defence and makes his presence known imidiately.
Fernando Torres is better than anyone on the Man United midfield.
fernando torres by Rumo March 1, 2008

Fernando Torres

A young talent striker with amazing skills who has carried athletico madrid for years despite the fact he is only 22.Recently linked with a move to the English premiership
Fernando torres is the heart and soul of the Athletico madrid team and a crucial player for the national team.
Fernando Torres by Jonny123 July 16, 2006