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Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.
The spa's special is a fertilized facial.
by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026
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Fertilitist

The woman went to see a Fertilitist.
by KingKaneki1199 July 10, 2025
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Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her
How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her
by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025
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Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025
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Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?
After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.
by QueefTweak December 19, 2025
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looking fertile

In the Uk this is used describe an attractive person and mot commonly women
“That gyal is looking fertile innit
by Badgyaliris September 10, 2022
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