felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies

by Laurie August 23, 2004

felcher

Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!

Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!

by crevischecker December 27, 2011

felcher

These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.

"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)

by 2stylsh August 22, 2008

felch burglar

Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.

That felch burglar is stealing it again!

by LoneRanger September 21, 2006

felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.

I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.

by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

Pony Felcher

The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.

Joseph Rakofsky isn't always a pony felcher, but when he is, he prefers dos pajitas.

by not_seu June 27, 2011

felcher

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005