Fececal

A delicious blend of the words fecal and facetious. It's a trendy word. It's so fetch.

Kim: "oh girl, my hole is so fececal."
Co: "honey, you ain't gotta tell me".

by FatHoCo May 11, 2021

fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's

Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"

by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009

bottom feeder

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.

"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Feace

A fleace like jumper, but made completly out of your own feaces rubbed on the skin...

I might go put on a feace, its getting cold out...

by Cheeseylump November 16, 2010

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

Feeches

Feelings that create or induce speeches

I see the look of feeches in ur eyes!!!!

Her feeches are thicker than the bible

by MsDaygo71 March 2, 2020

feege

A footjob. The act of stroking a penis with one's foot.

How about a feege? Pretty pretty pleege?

by TimLights July 22, 2004