FAILF

Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck.

Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed that FAILF MY carrot!

by Wang Indaho September 28, 2003

fault line

Used in the lyrics in the song called The Outsider from A Perfect Circle. Deal with a problem or fault without do something drastic. Cope with it and move on. To be aware of a problem that can not be fixed but tuck away deep inside yourself, a place like the intersection of a geologic fault with the surface of the earth or other plane of reference.

Crying to yourself again,
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, and put it on a faultline

by John Hopper April 13, 2005

Faulker

Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.

"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"

by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010

Lebron's fault

1. when anything and everything is Lebron's fault.

2. refusing to apologize to Kendrick Perkins about a tweet

Justin bieber

Lebron's fault

Losing your job

Lebron's fault

The Decision

Lebron's fault

by thelostspy007 March 22, 2012

Jam Magno's Fault

A word from filo gp used to explain that if something went wrong, It's Jam Magno's fault. It's always Jam Magno's fault.

Rabia lost? Jam Magno's Fault.

by swarovskibitch May 16, 2021

fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.

Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.

by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

fulfailment

Full of fail. Reaching the pinnacle of fail.

Did you see Joe crash his car in front of the whole high school at graduation? That was the total fulfailment of his life.

by flegmatic March 16, 2011