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Cool Bug facts

You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool. Absolute fucking bafoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
Man 1: Hey, wanna hear some cool bug facts?
Man 2: Uh ok?
by Gas_Mask69 February 17, 2021
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Awesome Nintendo Facts

A Twitter Account that is considered to be a god
Awesome Nintendo facts is my favorite Twitter account.
by DefaultFacts July 8, 2021
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alt-facts

Abbreviation of alternative facts. Lies or misleading statements asserted as fact. Alt-facts specifically as found on or working with alternative right or alt-right sources posing as news, in order to intentionally debase rational discussion and falsely bend arguments to a far right-leaning political world view.
"He yelled out some Alt-Facts from Breitbart saying climate change is a Chinese hoax".
by dencentral January 23, 2017
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fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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fanny farts

an emission of wind from a woman's vagina - often occurs after vigorous doggy style sex.
" his cock slipped out accompanied by a moist fanny fart"
by Spycho August 5, 2003
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rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
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Vanilla farts

When you're stoned and your landlord is coming to collect money; you spray the whole room with vanilla air refereshner in hopes he doesn't realize the weed smell. Afterwards he is garaunteed to have vanilla farts(because he is irritated by the smell and the fragrance is vanilla)

P.s. you get a debuff of -200$ and now you're missing money and he realizes you're baked
Those cheeky fucks pulled up vanilla farts on me!!! They'll pay me back this shortage with interest!!!
by Sanron April 5, 2019
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