Falcon Rape

In super smash bros, while playing with captin falcon, the up B move.

link was just falcon raped off the stage.

by cfalcon69 December 17, 2008

Failbook

n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.

Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

faboo

It is a slang, shortened version of fabulous. Also can be spelled fabu.

It would be totally faboo if we got tickets to the concert!

by Sally August 27, 2004

failbot

something that fails at everything. it fails at failing, existing, not existing, and everything and nothing else.

the failbot has to be real, because it fails at being fake. unfortunately, it fails at not being fake also.

by adwuga October 25, 2009

fabotage

A blend of the words 'Facebook' and 'sabotage'. Fabotage is an alternative to 'frape' (using someone else's Facebook profile without their knowledge and posting content or changing information, often with humorous intent) that is more fun to say and doesn't trivialise rape.

"Well, that was a witty fabotage! I will fabotage you back, just you wait."

by purplerawr September 16, 2014

FALCON PUNCH!

The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.

1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!

by King Jazza Falcon April 2, 2009

Church of Falcon

The group of people who worship Captain Falcon. Beginning at the website Halolzin early 2009, followers of the Church of Falcon are urged to show their moves every day or they will not be accepted into heaven.

As Captain Falcon is God, Wolf O'Donnell is the devil. He attempts to stop people from doing that by saying "Can't let you do that!"

Prayers to the Falcon must end in "YES!"

Church of Falcon prayer:

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
Forever and ever,
YES!

by Leo058 August 28, 2009