munge fuddler

despite too mungey for its own good, it persists in fuddling everything it sees. eventually gets battered when it fuddles the wrong thing

a red fuddly monster, it must be a munge fuddler

by tamzin January 4, 2005

fiddle dee dee

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.

(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!

by Dam Helder November 3, 2007

ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

fuddle

Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)

That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.

by KimNDrew December 27, 2008

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

by Paul February 28, 2004

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008