Finch

What the fuck.

What is a finch. Where the hell did they come from.

by Avar… July 27, 2021

Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021

Finch

To be absolutely skint to the point where you can’t afford to do anything but sit in your house in Dinny

I can’t go on that stag do lads, I’m absolutely Finch

by Cd93tc May 17, 2023

Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.

Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

Finch

A plain female. Nothing bad, just blah. Female finches are boring. A non-entity.

Look at the finch at the end of the bar all alone. I'd go over, but why?

by Moustache Squeege January 24, 2023

Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it

Would you like some Finch?
Yes.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it

Would you like some Finch?
Yes.

by Call Patrick January 12, 2024