Smerpin' fer a yerpin'

A mystery activity involving yoga mats, tamping rods, axel grease, a metal platform, and a construction crane operated by. Paul Marcarelli.

They are smerpin' fer a yerpin'.

by B. N. Goobrius July 25, 2019

dirty fer

when you have a friend come over and he has long hair, such as yours and then you proceed to pee each other's hair. Afterwards, you cut the hair of the another, you compress it and put it inside your asshole as he's doing the same with yours. Usually afterwards you have sexual relations with him.

person 1: yo, i did a dirty fer with anal

person 2: i always loved that!

by ferlachupaporuncigarroynofuma November 24, 2021

big fer

the all mighty

is that god? nah that’s big fer

by velvcreme April 12, 2022

Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit”

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.

I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today

by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023

two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

Giving me fer vibes

“Giving me fer vibes” is used when somebody is being ghetto and irrelevant like fer!

Guy1: *is ghetto*

Guy2: ew you’re such a fer, giving me fer vibes!

Guy3: ikr, ghetto like fer.

by Ferisghettoafxox January 24, 2021

Cheeky ferret

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023