Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.
I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.
by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018
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They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
by emmveg December 11, 2018
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by fashionratsewerstylelover932 May 23, 2020
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person 1: Why do you keep buying platforms? are you gay or something? why dont you stop wasting your money and buy a car...
person 2: What can I say... imma fAsHiOn NiGgA
person 2: What can I say... imma fAsHiOn NiGgA
by malvado June 18, 2021
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A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism.
What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
I couldn't take my eyes off Kristen Stewart's shoes on the Oprah show today. I have a giant fashion crush on her.
by etomyb May 20, 2010
Get the fashion crush mug.Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
by Doody Grese October 18, 2010
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