Facebookistan

Facebookistan

A fascist shithole virtual country that censors everything conservative or anti-liberal based on the musings of a radical left wing 3rd party proletariat responsible for moderating online content.

I posted something online last night about Joe being a little handsy, but of course it was taken down because I said it in Facebookistan.

by Virginia Dude May 26, 2020

Facebookily

An adverb used to describe knowing a person only through Facebook or other social platform.

I know several people Facebookily who have experienced the same thing you describe.

by Onnastad November 26, 2020

Off-your-Face-Booking

Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebook after a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget.

"I was stupidly Off-your-Face-Booking last night and poked some people I shouldn't have!!"

by Mats101 April 1, 2009

facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

by metal power February 12, 2010

fakebooking

creating a false facebook page impersonating someone that doesn't exist. possibly done to get past privacy settings on those you wish to stalk, or done to occupy an unfulfilling life in which people won't even be your facebook friend

some creep from rutherford started fakebooking on that lyndburg baby jessica potarro

by Kadence W February 22, 2010

Faceblocking

(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.

I have been Faceblocking my ex girlfriend from Japan because she is just loco.

by ChillUpMyLeg February 5, 2010

Facebookification

Noun: The psychological process one goes through when growing their presence and participation in the Facebook social network.

Typically there are Five Stages:

Stage Zero – Resistance
Stage One – Private Sharing
Stage Two – Community Building
Stage Three – Networking
Stage Four – Total Acceptance

Verb: To be Facebookified

Noun:(ex.) "Facebookification is inevitable."

Verb: (ex.) “That girl knows everyone! She’s definitely Stage Four Facebookified.”

by Bizemom November 21, 2010