when one or more people/person has no idea what they are doing but doesn't want to admit the fact that they don't know what they are doing
also a quote for the film Ali G in Da House
also a quote for the film Ali G in Da House
*you and friend start computer course to which you find out you are completely useless with computers *
"we is experts"
"we is experts"
by iwanttodie4206969 November 9, 2017
Get the we is experts mug.(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...Nub
for 1st def:
Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.
Expert: No problem I'll help.
Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.
2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*
Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.
*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*
Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.
3rd def:
*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....
Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!
Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.
Expert: No problem I'll help.
Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.
2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*
Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.
*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*
Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.
3rd def:
*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....
Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!
by Ronnie Hill May 13, 2006
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Get the Moist Esports mug.A form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. The accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their analysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
by fubarderby October 14, 2014
Get the internet expert mug.1. the act or process of exhorting.
2. an utterance, discourse, or address conveying urgent advice or recommendations.
2. an utterance, discourse, or address conveying urgent advice or recommendations.
The girl told the lawyer about her adultery as if it was an exhortation and the lawyer mocked her for it.
by Skater218 December 27, 2008
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