by Stillmethek September 3, 2019
Get the wallpaper Expertmug. One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015
Get the suspended activity expertmug. Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERTmug. -Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .
by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017
Get the alternative expertmug. You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Social Media Expertmug. An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.
I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.
That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.
I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.
That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.
I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.
by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011
Get the Expertitis.mug. Like the African expert, it's any of the countless Arab accounts that spam the EPL or other football pages on Facebook and Instagram with their broken english, gibberish predictions etc.
Usman Ayad: Ronaldo is GOAT he win Euro Cup this year and make Pessi look 🤡
Another Arab expert posting shit...
Another Arab expert posting shit...
by Sypnos July 25, 2024
Get the Arab expertmug.