rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009

Exhaustipated

To be so tired, you need to create a new word to describe it! (note, exhaustipated has nothing to do with constipation)
Also used as "Exhaustipation"

I am so exhaustipated!

by ArryG June 14, 2009

exhaust

A dirty female genitilia, someone who just looks like they have been around. They quite often are like burst open bacon sandwiches with porrige running out of them.

Cameron : " Dibs on that girl over there, she is fuckin slammin"

Mark : " No problem, bet she's got a right dirty exhaust"

Cameron : " Yeah, im gonna put my hooligan right in her exhast."

by Dirty Handbag August 24, 2009

Exhaustipated

The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.

Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013

exhausted

To be drunk, or in a state of drunkenness, especially if the source of merriment was communion wine.

"I didn't really know what was going on. I was extremely exhausted at the time." ~Luke

by kingcrop February 8, 2009

15 Inch Exhaust

Attached to kadafis car

An exhaust like a 'cannon' that makes a loud rumble

Kadafi > OGM LIKE TEH SUBZ N EXHUAST

Justin > Yeh very bassy

Joel > BOTH STFU AND PUT GAME ON OR ILL KILL YOU

by Bogan Killer, Hectic Social Halim December 25, 2004

exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007