Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

eating my rhubarb

Hitting on a member of the opposite sex that your friend is involved with at any stage of a relationship. Generally early on.

1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?

2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?

by -=Gunner=- November 19, 2010

Eaten themself

A person is so fat they look like they have eaten themselves and there is 2 of that person, one person inside and one person outside.

That person is so fat it looks like they have eaten themself

by Rafphillips June 7, 2014

Eton College Bicycle

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

by NotABromance March 5, 2018

eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018

Eating Bullets

Thought to be tanking a multitude of bullets within an FPS game and surviving when in reality the shooter missed all his shots.

Jalen: Bro he's eating bullets, I shot him so many times.

Edwardo: You just missed all of your shots man, you suck.

by Nugert April 28, 2020

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021