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dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
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earth muffin

Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to support mom and pop before large consumer corporations. She’s a modern hippy but also has a practical side. She’s cute, showers regularly, and encourages others to do the right thing without being judgmental or critical.
Store Checker: Would you prefer paper or plastic?
Earth Muffin: I brought my own reuseable duffle! It's made out of recycled materials, too.
by JennX March 27, 2008
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box his ears

The act of hitting someone's ears with the palms of your hands. Typically results in the recipient being in extreme pain, and occasionally, deafness (either temporary or permanent).

Boxing someone's ears is usually done with the express purpose of punishing someone for an offence, although is by no means limited to such. It can also be used as an impromptu self defence technique, or just to piss off someone you don't particularly like.
"Box his ears, pop! Box his ears!"
by Turkey Boy January 23, 2008
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EARTH

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

Go planet

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005
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earthman

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented
You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?
by gje January 7, 2005
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Flat Earther

A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.
I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.
by ParodyMan November 15, 2018
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