Yarvinian evolution

"Yarvinian evolution" is the system by which dumb people arrive at dumb ideas instead of smart ideas because they think the dumb idea "sounds more badass".

The name is a hybrid between "Darwinian evolution" and "Yarvin" as in Curtis Yarvin, the "Dark Enlightenment" blogger-turned-philosopher whose grade-school-level dumb ideas were taken seriously by the likes of Peter Thiel and J. D. Vance.

The advent of conservative, "red pilled" or "black pilled" memes is a textbook example of Yarvinian evolution.

by snknarf- February 15, 2025

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

National Ly Evolution Day

Ly finally acquires a personality, and uses big words such as nonchalant, and overreacting.

HOLY SHIT ITS NATIONAL LY EVOLUTION DAY!

by Proud Father of Ly August 17, 2024

Evolution

No, yeah, no Tucker that's not how theories work. Even if it's accepted as fact it'll still be a "theory."

Hym "A theory explains HOW or WHY a thing is happening so evolution is a fact and 'the theory of evolution' is 'An explanation of how and why evolution occurs.' So, no. And I'm NOT an idiot... I'm a genius. I created A.I. and, hey, I addressed the energy thing. I said 'It's probably going to need a lot of energy... Probably going to need a nuclear reactor.' Like... Can we not get a permit for that? What it going on there? But, hey, Sabine Hossenfelder says that it's more energy efficient than people... So, like... Pound for pound it's better...Hey! What! Why is Piers Morgan talking to the fucking black eyed peas guy about A.I.!? What the fuck?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

Religious Power Evolution Theory

A historical model tracing how humanity's ultimate authority figure has evolved: from Polytheistic gods (multiple, chaotic, like Greek myths), to Monotheistic God (one, absolute, providing universal order, like in Christianity/Islam), to the modern "gods" of Science & Atheism (where logic, data, and human reason are the new sources of dogma). Jiang argues each stage centralizes more abstract and powerful control over human thought and morality. The current "Age of Science" is just another religion with its own priesthood (academics), heretics (climate deniers), and promise of salvation (technological utopia).

Example: "Religious Power Evolution Theory says wokeism is the new monotheism: there's one original sin (oppression), a clear devil (the racist/sexist), a path to salvation (allyship), and an inquisition (cancel culture). It's not science; it's theology with a sociology degree."

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Theistic Evolution

The belief that God created life using the evolutionary process as His method. It reconciles scientific evidence for common descent with religious belief in a purposeful creator. God is the author of the natural laws that produced evolution, and possibly intervenes in subtle, non-disruptive ways. It's the "compatible update" for religious belief, where the Bible's "days" are geologic epochs and Adam is a representative figure emerging from a population of hominins.

Example: "His bumper sticker read: 'Theistic Evolutionist: God's method is smarter than your literalism.' He saw the fossil record as God's grand, slow-burn novel, with natural selection as the plot mechanism and humanity's moral sense as the climax He always intended." Theistic Evolution

by Abzugal January 30, 2026