Ebobics

The universal language of all bob-surnamed characters.

'We're sorry Bob, no one here understands you. We don't speak ebobics'

by xAspian November 11, 2013

Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

by Ownedghst October 16, 2012

eubonics

The supposed way black people speak

"Aw that ain't funny mothafucka; Lemme tell you somethin', black people taste like chicken, hooo, bow down bitch, white people taste like macaroni and cheese." - The interpertation of Eubonics by Daniel Tosh

by Unknown Definer December 24, 2008

nigarus ebonicus

Scientific term for a nigger.

(Sophisticated white people)
Son: Daddy, why is that man taking a bike that's not his?
Dad: That, my child, is because he is but a filthy 'Nigarus Ebonicus'.

by harrison ford September 30, 2013

ezonics

Ezonics are a more recent creation of altering words with suffixes that cut off the end of the word, or simply a part being added in the middle to make it flow better. Usually suffixes/inserts include -izzle, -iz-, -eezy, and the like.

For Sheezy, or For Shizzle would mean for Sure. Off the Heezy would be Off the Hook. That Sizucked would be that Sucked. And so on and so on...

by K~ August 10, 2003

Ebonically correct

1. A word or phrase spoken according to the proper standard of the ghetto slang of inner city urban people predominantly of African American descent. 2. Speaking the African American English slang dialect, Ebonics, in a politically correct manner of it's standards. When one is Ebonically correct he should be able to communicate in the Hood effectively. This could very in correctness from Hood to Hood. The origin of the word Ebonics is Ebony which means black. It's place of origin is Oakland, CA.

You should speak in ebonically correct terms when you go across town to cop some skunk bud from the black dealers.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt May 25, 2013

Elbonics

(el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people manuevering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Me and this girl were fighting over the armrest, I told her to stop using the Elbonics technique because it was mine.

by Edin BetEivaz April 8, 2008