middle eastern people

Kind and hospitable groups of people who come from the middle east. Ranging from Persians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and others, the Middle East is a very diverse and varied place home to many cultures and religions, such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Irreligion and others. Racewise, most people from the middle east are Caucasians, although there are small minorities of Sub-Saharan Africans and East Asians in some areas.

Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.

Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.

Have you ever been to a Lebanese party? Middle eastern people sure do know how to get turnt!

by Just some guy on here October 3, 2017

Maryland's Eastern Shore

Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.

We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.

by fivealarm November 12, 2006

Middle Eastern Bowling

When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving

We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her

by Ghost_Man351- February 28, 2022

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007

Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012

The Eastern Front

The Eastern Front is a drink which combines equal parts high percentage Russian and German alcohol, Vodka and Jägermeister respectively. The name comes from the second world war where the two sides fought against each other. The cocktail is a mixture of signature drinks from both countries.

Yo bartender, can you hit me up with The Eastern Front? I'm feeling a little thirsty.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Maryland's Eastern Shore

The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.

Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.

by BB29 September 12, 2008