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The Dying Yak 

The dying yak is where, a man or woman who has a retarded amount of pubes, hovers over a sleeping persons face and proceeds to fart. At the same time they start making moaning noises. This represents the sound of a hairy and dying yak who has been immobile for days.
Hey bro have you ever heard of the dying yak? Well allow me to tell. Lets say someone has passed out on the couch with shoes on of course. So you will remove your pants, hover over the passed out persons face. Cup balls and lift towards stomach. Proceed to wrench out the most disgusting fart ever and moan in a deep fashion. This will represent the sound of an immobile and dying yak. (The fart and hairy taint add for effect)
The Dying Yak by D1bull54` October 2, 2009
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Brandy Dying 

Being a bitch towards someone just because you feel like it

Bullying someone for no reason
Connor: This woman was a bitch towards me from the day that I first met her

Caleb: She was Brandy Dying you

thoughts of a dying atheist 

Muse song...really good...by a really good band...it's dripping hott if you must know...espically cause it's by Muse.
Butter: I just heard 'thoughts of a dying atheist' by Muse and i am offically having a good day!

bella: i know what you mean!

Lezzi: it's ok...

(Lezzia then gets duffed up by Muse fans who appears when they hear the name Muse.)

As I Lay Dying

Prior to this, a novel by William Faulkner chronically the Bundren family after the passing of Addie Bundren, as they try to bring her body back to her hometown and into the dirt she desired. The story is told piecemeal through short bits of alternating first-person narration. While it's no Sound and the Fury, its a bit more urban, since at some point they do arrive in a city...or town maybe.
Yo, Juanita got knocked up and tried for an abortion, but the clinic went all As I Lay Dying on her. (After Dewey-Dell's unfortunate experience)

Why's everybody keep tryin to tell this story? Wh' you foo's think this is, As I Lay Dying or somethin'?

I jus about ready-da pop a cap in someone's ass after that As-I-Lay-Dying road trip with my family.

i feel like dying 

From a Lil wayne song
wen u smoke weed and u lose the feelin he uses the exprestion "i feel like dying"
especially if you smoke everyday
" If My Brother Doesnt Have any More I Feel Like Dying"
i feel like dying by WeezyFU February 26, 2008

I'm dying 

A term that is used to tell others that one's own life is on the verge of ending.
"Please help me!"
"Why?"
"I'm dying!!"
I'm dying by Jatch June 26, 2016

Zomg the birds are dying 

Saying said first by youtube "star" emogirl in one of her videos. Now used all the time as a form of "OMG!" only more not as used.
(After looking at a math test in which you've gotten an A) ZOMG THE BIRDS ARE DYING! I thought I would fail this test.