Douchekus

The King of Douchebags around you
A Douche Among Douches

Tyler, the Douchekus

by kylerbrady September 11, 2025

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

awesomely douchey

the act of being awesome while being douchey this can occur while using words such as indeed, ergo and hence

hannah uses the word indeed all the time and this makes her awesomely douchey

by ergoer November 14, 2011

Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate

"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"

by Chuck2311 February 21, 2017

Jack douchery

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.

Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.

by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024