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Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge
My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
by Hodge10 June 20, 2011
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dash doodie

When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.
*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.
by FineAsFuck1234 November 22, 2015
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Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"
"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.
by Bob Who October 1, 2016
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big doody

Something Stevie made up. I hate you Stevie.
Stevie called me a big doody the other day, and it made me think of how much I hate him.
by Stevie Lover July 12, 2017
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Doody Hotdog

A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 9, 2013
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