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Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.
by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020
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big doody

Something Stevie made up. I hate you Stevie.
Stevie called me a big doody the other day, and it made me think of how much I hate him.
by Stevie Lover July 12, 2017
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Doody Hotdog

A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 9, 2013
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Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt
yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh
by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020
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Little Doody

The act of urinating. Also known as number 1.
“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”

“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”
by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021
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