Long Distance Chug 

Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"

Yo, look out below! Long distance chug!!

Long Distance Chug by psuchamp April 17, 2011

Long Distance Coronalationship 

When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.

"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"

"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"

Long Distance Coronalationship by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

Long Distance Simp by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

long distance whore 

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

long distance whore by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023

Within farting distance 

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

Within farting distance by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

going the distance 

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.

Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.

going the distance by The Chort June 11, 2004

super distance 

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.

Its been a super distance since I saw you last.

super distance by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011