dispastic

When dyspraxic cunts use their condition to excuse everything they fuck up. A disgrace to spastics everywhere.

Shut up, you dispastic prick!

by Ocuped January 26, 2017

Dippy Shit

The form of defecation where your shit departes your body at a rate of flowing water and the state of foamy milk of a cappuccino when mixed with the coffee it's self making it a shit to remember. This bowl exercise can make people refer to it as "looks good enough to dip a biscuit" and or " it looks like the residue left at the bottom of the cup after a weak coffee." Sometimes when experiencing a Dippy Shit it can hurt as when it exits your body it does so at a rate of knots which can cause anal friction and can possibly rash.

"last night I had a chicken tikka, this morning it has discovered the inside and outside of my anus, gravity did a lot of the work, I think that's what you call a Dippy Shit"

by Isheet'ma Draaws July 5, 2019

dispaltro

At times very annoying. Could be a pain in the ass and gives you too much homework. Not fair.

Man dispaltro lowkey kind of a bitch.

by DEEZHUEVOS May 12, 2020

Dispealing

Scamming or doing crude things to a person to get their money,

"Yo bro that guy over there is dispealing him for $10"

by loljabs January 16, 2022

ketchup dispenser

Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.

Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.

Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.

by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

Ho Dispensary

A brothel.

I'm thinkin' of hittin' da club and maybe later payin' a visit to the ole ho dispensary.

by vfuzz March 6, 2019