Dickalitus

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023

hardcore dickage

The pinnacle of the hardcore fuck

Cindy and I reached some hardcore dickage last night

by The King of Cock September 5, 2016

upper dickage

The region of a man’s penis that is visible when his pants or underwear is lower than normal. Usually upper dickage is purposeful to induce arousal of the viewer.

The Republican Lieutenant Governor was liking the Instagram post of a young twink-boy showing a lil’ bit of upper dickage.

by Andyroo22 March 15, 2023

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

dickanany

another word for dick

just like punnany now there is dickanany

a girl walks into a club ,ses her friends and says im horny tonight i want some dickanany

by billelis April 24, 2010

dickable vineyard

derived from the terms "dickable" and "vineyard" as defined by urban dictionary

a slang term for a divinely fuck-able pair of breasts

"Man, Wendy sure has a hell of a dickable vineyard"

by Professor Gregory Myers Jr. January 15, 2014

dickalogna

/dikˈlōnē/
noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else
verb - to pontificate and do useful
adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time
exclamation - used alone or as a noun the or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour meetings today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017