Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

Dish Head

A mixture of "douche bag" and "dick head", for when you want to call someone both but cant decide between one.

Dude, he was such a dish head, he stole my fuckin' pencil.

by dani_fin December 5, 2016

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

the dish master

An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.

Were gonna end up calling him the dish master.

by dyer' mkr October 9, 2013

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma January 10, 2018

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

pussy dish

Dish usually prepared to be consumed along to netflix and chill. Increases chances for getting laid by about 50%.

Chris cant really cook but his spinach lasagna is a helluva pussy dish

by chungusmungus March 12, 2021