Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025

Disable-Facing

To pretend to have a disability for the sake of performance or clout. Similar to Blackface

Sarah doesn't have alzheimers. Shes disable-facing

by anonymous July 20, 2022

Chat disabled

I wonder why that is? Is it because you were afraid I would take the opportunity to point out the fact that Elon lied about his kid dying in his own hands? In real time. I’ll save it for later. You going to disable the chat in every live? From now on? That’s great.

Hym “Really the chat disabled? That is so boring. You’re boring. And fake. This bores me.”

by Hym Iam November 30, 2022