hum dinger

smelly fart

Question: Have you farted?
Answer: Yes
Reply: Gees thats a hum dinger

by Pudge & pig January 25, 2004

fa dinger

as replacement for 'the finger'

i gave that flatfoot fa dinger

by little giant July 3, 2005

Ringgy Dinger

1. when a man farts in the womans face then jiggles his penis in it and uses it as a fan to spread the fumes around. If the man shits then it becomes a Sack Attack.

2. When the man in a relationship jiggles his balls sack on the hood of his womans car.

3. When your door bell rings.

"I Ringgy Dingered Sallys car last night man!"
"Coolio"

Pfft.
Waft waft waft
"did you like that bitch"

Ding dong.

by Joe & Ashley October 25, 2007

cunt-dinger

A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.

"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"

"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."

by catholicbooty August 9, 2016

Humm Dinger

It when some chows down on your special area. Cough Blowjob or eating out.

“Hey Reece is your girlfriend giving you a sloppy Humm Dinger ?” Thomas 2018.

by LFC4TP July 29, 2018

Ringer Dinger

A redneck that typically always wears boots and sounds very stupid when he talks. Usually always found in every shop class available.

I was going to date that Ringer Dingers sister but he was already fuckn her

by Richard Cockslong April 7, 2020

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018