A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.
So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.
So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.
Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!
Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...
Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!
Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....
Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$
Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....
Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.
Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...
Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!
Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....
Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$
Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....
Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.
by Boltz17 May 24, 2011
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Diego's can sometimes come in orange/brown/red/blonde hair , and do . You'll know when a diego is awesome because he will also have :
a curly spanish fro , 2 eternally fighting front bottom teeth , very clean toes and fingers cuticles not included , blue green & yellow eyes all at once , thick man eyebrows , golden skin , cheek pimples , a sexy build and a strong nose . All must be apparent when searching for a GOOD diego .
Their charm can surpass any man's , especially John Stamos . Their beauty is so overwhelming that you must carry a pillow on you at all times because you will faint , and possibly experience brain damage if you hit your head . BEWARE OF THE CONSUMPTION OF BEVERAGES when listening to the Diego , for their humor will cause your nose to errupt , irregularly of course . The intelligence of the diego should make anybody wary , thats all i have to say about that .
But of course , what makes a good diego - what makes a really AWESOME diego , is the geekiness that is THEIR BRAIN .
With that 'Nuff said - You've been informed .
Diego's can sometimes come in orange/brown/red/blonde hair , and do . You'll know when a diego is awesome because he will also have :
a curly spanish fro , 2 eternally fighting front bottom teeth , very clean toes and fingers cuticles not included , blue green & yellow eyes all at once , thick man eyebrows , golden skin , cheek pimples , a sexy build and a strong nose . All must be apparent when searching for a GOOD diego .
Their charm can surpass any man's , especially John Stamos . Their beauty is so overwhelming that you must carry a pillow on you at all times because you will faint , and possibly experience brain damage if you hit your head . BEWARE OF THE CONSUMPTION OF BEVERAGES when listening to the Diego , for their humor will cause your nose to errupt , irregularly of course . The intelligence of the diego should make anybody wary , thats all i have to say about that .
But of course , what makes a good diego - what makes a really AWESOME diego , is the geekiness that is THEIR BRAIN .
With that 'Nuff said - You've been informed .
by Chelssor Rexx September 2, 2010
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by mike w February 14, 2005
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2. a whale's vagina in german, according to Ron Burdundy in 'Anchorman'
3. the nickname of a girl named Cynthia Perez
4. home of the baseball team, the padres
2. a whale's vagina in german, according to Ron Burdundy in 'Anchorman'
3. the nickname of a girl named Cynthia Perez
4. home of the baseball team, the padres
1. i've never visited san diego, but i've heard so many great things about it!
2. apparently, a whale's vagina is also known as san diego.
3. San Diego is one of the most amazing people i know!
4. The San Diego Padres have a decent team this year.
2. apparently, a whale's vagina is also known as san diego.
3. San Diego is one of the most amazing people i know!
4. The San Diego Padres have a decent team this year.
by Omarrr April 24, 2008
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Origins: a play on serendipity, the old word for Sri Lanka. Diego Garcia is another island in the Indian Ocean. First coined on by user aldiboronti on wordorigins.org and has since spread, having been featured as word of the day on several sites.
Origins: a play on serendipity, the old word for Sri Lanka. Diego Garcia is another island in the Indian Ocean. First coined on by user aldiboronti on wordorigins.org and has since spread, having been featured as word of the day on several sites.
Funny you should mention diegogarcity. I was just thinking about that this weekend. I recently got a new car (new to me, that is), and now, I suddenly notice how many of the same model are on the road. And here I thought nobody drove Buicks any longer.
by Garlicrabbit February 12, 2010
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Perfect weather all year round. Great beaches and a nice boardwalk. The girls in San Diego are bred from Barbie-molds, and are not released into public unless they pass the finest standards of female aesthetics.
Mexican food shops at every corner. Home of the divinely inspired California Burrito. A mega monstrosity of carne asada, cheesy, sour creamy, french friezy goodness.
Home of the San Diego Chargers and Padres. You can rag on them for not being the best teams but say all you want. When you live in San Diego where everyday is paradise you have better things to do than practice football.
San Diego is hilly and filled with large valleys. Because of this San Diego is divided into a bunch of "sub-cities" or neighborhoods that have each taken on their own cultural identity - Point Loma, Clairemont, OB, PB, State Area, Hillcrest (our mini San Francisco), Down Town and Mission Valley. The hills make it a bad place for mass-transit systems, and makes it difficult for anyone but natives to find their way around.
Home of 6 large military bases including Miramar where Top Gun was filmed. If you live in San Diego, you know atleast 12 marines/sailors. Maybe it's because of the military presence, but San Diego is a red-city (Republican).
We're capitalist hippies in it's purest form. We drink, we smoke, we chill, we surf, but we love money. We wear flip-flops everywhere, even weddings. Flip flops are appropriate funeral attire so long as they are black.
Perfect weather all year round. Great beaches and a nice boardwalk. The girls in San Diego are bred from Barbie-molds, and are not released into public unless they pass the finest standards of female aesthetics.
Mexican food shops at every corner. Home of the divinely inspired California Burrito. A mega monstrosity of carne asada, cheesy, sour creamy, french friezy goodness.
Home of the San Diego Chargers and Padres. You can rag on them for not being the best teams but say all you want. When you live in San Diego where everyday is paradise you have better things to do than practice football.
San Diego is hilly and filled with large valleys. Because of this San Diego is divided into a bunch of "sub-cities" or neighborhoods that have each taken on their own cultural identity - Point Loma, Clairemont, OB, PB, State Area, Hillcrest (our mini San Francisco), Down Town and Mission Valley. The hills make it a bad place for mass-transit systems, and makes it difficult for anyone but natives to find their way around.
Home of 6 large military bases including Miramar where Top Gun was filmed. If you live in San Diego, you know atleast 12 marines/sailors. Maybe it's because of the military presence, but San Diego is a red-city (Republican).
We're capitalist hippies in it's purest form. We drink, we smoke, we chill, we surf, but we love money. We wear flip-flops everywhere, even weddings. Flip flops are appropriate funeral attire so long as they are black.
I died and went to San Diego, but they were full, so I settled for heaven instead.
The San Diego Chargers would make it to the Super Bowl if they didn't spend all their time at the beach instead of practicing.
I went to San Diego and had the best California Burrito anyone has ever had, and saw the hottest girls, and experienced the best weather.
The San Diego Chargers would make it to the Super Bowl if they didn't spend all their time at the beach instead of practicing.
I went to San Diego and had the best California Burrito anyone has ever had, and saw the hottest girls, and experienced the best weather.
by SaintofSanDiego February 1, 2010
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