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a gaggle of dicks

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014
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team space dicks

The filthiest group on Steam with the filthiest Steam users
Steam user 1: "Hey, wanna be friends?"
Steam user 2:"OK, oh your in Team Space Dicks, yeah never mind"
by Admiral Ass Blaster March 3, 2016
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as dicks

A phrase used in addition to any adjective to enhance its meaning and/or emphasize the statement.
Guy 1: "That dude is tall as dicks!"

Guy 2: "My ice cream melted. *sadface* It's so hot out here!"
Guy 3: "How hot?"
Guy 2: "Hot as dicks!"
by Renegades January 26, 2012
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chicks over dicks

The female equivalent to the male saying "bros over hos." It means to put your ladies first, then your male partners second.
Girl one : You wanna party tonight ?
Girl two : I made plans with the bf, but hey, chicks over dicks, right ?
by Chiggx January 14, 2008
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oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this
why would you search oatmeal dicks
by gidZ5 October 24, 2019
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Hammer Dicks

1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.

2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.

2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!

3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020
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Tits before dicks

Phrase referred to girls hanging out with their friends before male friends/boyfriends.
Why didn't you hang out with me at the mall?? It's supposed to be tits before dicks!!!
by Titsbeforedicks February 8, 2014
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