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mountain dew

Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.
by c * h * r * i * s March 25, 2008
mugGet the mountain dewmug.

dew rag

Something a guy uses to clean up semen after rowin' oak. It's a pun on "do rag."
Hey, did you notice all the dew rags beside Elliot's bed? I guess that dude just creams corn all day long!
by Black Santa August 23, 2006
mugGet the dew ragmug.

whut it dew

Also the name of a group of Texas rappers headed by Austin DJ Rapid Ric. Members include Magno(aka Magnificent), Mr. Bavu Blakes, Rhyno and Chalie Boy.
That's whut it dew babeh!
by ya daddy May 22, 2006
mugGet the whut it dewmug.

Booty Dew

A sweaty female asshole comparable to swamp ass.
That girl shaking her ass in the club must have nice booty dew on it. Id like to smell that booty dew perspiring on her thong.
by Bugsy86dinLV July 1, 2009
mugGet the Booty Dewmug.

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to morning wood. When a female wakes up in the morning and her genitals are in an aroused state (moist) as if sexually excited.
Jake: (to his girlfriend) So.. this morning, just before you were awake, I decided to try fingering you in your sleep to see what would happen.

Marissa:.... Okay. (blushes) Go on..

Jake: Well... to my juicy surprise... (he says with a sly smile on his face) ...you had morning dew!

Marissa: (thinking to herself in embarrassment: I knew I shouldn't have been fantasizing about David Tennant before falling asleep last night!!)
by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down October 18, 2012
mugGet the Morning Dewmug.

Mt. Dew

Mt. Dew keeps me alive
by Carly August 1, 2003
mugGet the Mt. Dewmug.

Dew Baby

Noun: A derogatory term used to describe mountain children who are raised primarily on Mountain Dew. These Children are characterized by poor hygiene, rotting teeth, and a general disregard for schooling. Proceed with caution as they can be dangerous in pack situations and startle easily.
"Look Lauren, there is a teenage mother beating a Dew Baby over by the shoe section in Wal-Mart. I hope they don't see us."
by Tins for lunch September 14, 2011
mugGet the Dew Babymug.

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