Desk Rabbit 

Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.

"LLOYD YOU DESK RABBIT! GET OUT FROM UNDER MY DESK!"

Desk Rabbit by Catface's April 18, 2009

Desk Holiday Hangover 

Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

A Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH) follows a Desk Holiday (DH). After enjoying your sudden desk holiday caused by a non functioning computer or phone, you suddenly find yourself with backup of desk work that generally requires you to be more busy and stay late in the office that day.

Also see: Desk Holiday

“Sorry babe, I need to cancel our dinner plans tonight, I’m suffering from a Desk Holiday Hangover”.

Desk Holiday Hangover by Elliott G January 2, 2009

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

desk eater by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Desk pump 

To randomly shoot the ceiling (With a pistol) while sitting at your desk at work.

I DID MY FIRST DESK PUMP!

Desk pump by TheZarz July 20, 2010

desk monkey

The jackass in the dorm with no friends that hangs out at the front desk irritating the dorm staff because they are working and can't walk away.

Dammit; here come's desk monkey Ned and I'm not off for another 2 hours.

desk monkey by Basil Dirk July 25, 2011

desk-douche

The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.

"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."

desk-douche by CMD-1537 February 8, 2010

Desk Jockey 

working at the front desk of a hotel or other business.

riding the desk like a desk jockey.....woo hoo!!!!

Desk Jockey by belvedereproductions July 28, 2006