demented

Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.

-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits

by Urban Dictionary February 27, 2005

Samantha Dementer

Will use you, stab you in the back, walk all over you... She will sleep with your boyfriend,brother, father, cousin, grandpa, son, daughter, girlfriend, sister, mother, aunt, grandma...etc.

Having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, you wont feel a damn thing adn you might want to tie a 2 by four on you just in case you fall in!

She is a baby killer. When she is not killing babies she is PRETENDING to be pregnant

Theres Samantha Dementer, grab anyone you care about she will sleep with them and give them something

by bitch get r done August 23, 2009

cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

MDEC Dementia

A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.

Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.

"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"

by DC Harry Batt October 28, 2008

Dementalated

When something is in the middle of Demented and Mongulated, it is Dementalated. When It looks really bad or mutated.

"That shelf you made in wood shop is dementalated"

by D!BS September 5, 2009

demented sow

The term "demented sow" refers to a popular mistake found in the international best selling novel "I'm Not Scared" by Niccolo Ammaniti.

Many people believe this typing mistake is in fact intended to read "demented cow" however this has not yet been confirmed by Author Niccolo Ammaniti as he does not speak English.

Barbara Mura was scrambling up on all fours like a demented sow. All sweaty and covered in earth.

by EyeSeeJay March 22, 2012