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Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006
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selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.
Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
by tagme246 February 28, 2008
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Matantei [Mythical Detective] Loki Ragnarok

A japanese anime series that is absolutely wonderful, but watched by almost no one, since most people prefer shit like Naruto. Anyhow, this is an anime based on Norse Mytholody, about the god Loki who is banished to Earth in a child's body. There he opens the Enjaku Detective Agency with his lovely assistant, Yamino Ryuusuke, to do what he can to return to the heavens.
List of characters:
.Loki (main character, owner of the Enjaku Detective Agency)
.Yamino Ryusuke (Midgardsormr, Loki's son who, on earth, is in the form of a tall, beautiful butler)
.Mayura Daidouji (Paranormal-obsessed 17 year old girl who hangs around Loki and Yamino's place constantly)
.Narugami Thor (The god of thunder, on Earth, is in the form of a young man who has a new part-time job about every episode.)
.Heimdall (On Earth, he takes the form of a young boy, like Loki/An enemy of Loki's)
.Frey (A dashing young man who comes to Earth to kill Loki, but soon drops the job and spends a lot of time enjoying some of life's simple pleasures)
.Koutaro Kakinouchi (A hot, human boy who attends Mayura's school. A bit of a womanizer, and thinks highly of himself due to how rich his family is. Owns many businesses and corporations)
.Reiya Oshima (A young, sweet little girl who is in love with Loki/Actually Freiya, goddess of love)
.Freiya (The goddess of love, A tall blonde woman who is desperate for Loki's love, even despite his altered state)
.The Norns (Three goddess sisters who are ordered by Odin to assassinate Loki.
.Fenrir (Loki's son, the older sibling of Midgardsormr, who takes the form of a small black puppy on Earth.)
.Hel (Loki's daughter, goddess of the underworld. She becomes determined to murder her father.)




"...a great blend if brilliant animation, Norse Mythology and fun characters..."
-Monsters and Critics

"...a tantalizing mix of fantasy, comedy and supernatural sleuthing."
-Suite101.com
Good Anime fans should watch Matantei Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok
by Bailey B. December 26, 2008
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Defective

Adjective -
Broken, Busted, Hurt... UGLY
Dre: Hey, did yall see my fine ass girl earlier?
Derek: Oh, you mean that busted ass beezy that was here earlier?
David: Yeah, she was defective son.
by HellaHyphy13 June 11, 2006
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DefectiveNutt

A handsome sweet streamer that has a great sense of humor and has a heart of gold <3
Look at DefectiveNutt he’s live!
by Someonezz <<33 May 7, 2022
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Selective Music Downloader

Downloading a song from iTunes, only because you like the first 00:07 seconds of the song, or usually the part of the song that has a nice beat.
Person A: "Hey Steve is such a Selective Music Downloader."

Person B: "Why do you say that?"

Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."
by 123456789ABCDEF December 15, 2009
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