Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.
Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.
by Green Pill December 31, 2019
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Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 06, 2020
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debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
by Contracts God December 18, 2012
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Dick Debt

When you do not have a penis, you are in Dick Debt.
“Have you seen Emily
“Yeah she’s in dick debt
by John Butcher1612 September 01, 2022
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Nipple Debt

When your junk is on lock down because you are in a relationship, but your nipples are free to play and you use them to get free drinks. Unfortunately you fail to pay your with a showing of your nipples. HENCE YOU ARE IN NIPPLE DEBT.
Clark is in so much Nipple Debt because of last Friday.
by vampireschoolgirl June 05, 2015
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debt bouncer

a person who bounces his debt on any other people (even not related people) to avoid his own debt responsibilities ,

usually they insist other person has the money and will give it back

these type of people are usually absolute loosers in life in general and owe money to everyone, so they borrow money from other people to give their old debts back and they are always stuck in a debt circle and lies
a: hey jack, do you have that 50 you owe me ?
j: oh yes yes, tommy owes me 50, you can take it from him
a: i dont know tommy is, stop bouncing your debts bitch

a: hey tommi, jack said you owe him 50, he owes me so you can give it to me
t: ah fuck, jack is a debt bouncer dont trust him, i gave the cash to him last week
by ArnieeeK March 02, 2017
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Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.
"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?
by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019
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