Derek is that guy who always has his head up his ass. He’s the one who constantly likes to joke around but his jokes are usually dumb and add nothing to the conversation. Derek is that guy who pretends to hate the lgbt community even though he is secretly part of the lgbt community himself.
Aaron: Damn, Derek really left without saying bye.
D'anthony: Nate called him to tell him that he got them a hotel.
Jacob: Well yeah, that nigga Derek is a straight dick fiend.
DEREK IS A STANKY HOE. HE LOVES BALD HEADS AND CHILDREN. HE LICKS BALD HEADS ALL THE TIME. HES OBSESSED WITH TDS. HE SMELLS SO BAD I CAN SMELL HIM FROM ALASKA.HES A ROUGIE AND HES UGLY AS FUCK. HES SOOOO UGLYYYYYYYYYY. BUT HES MY KITTEN WITTEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY IM IN LOVE WITH BUT BRO HES SO ANNOYING
simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you